
During the previous NRG Event, a few divers got ambitious and controlled the Prize Wall.
They took Release Weekend “back from the Corpos," so they said, but we know the real victims were you:
You don't want panic and anarchy in the streets.
You back the Riot Police and their role to protect your prizes.
You will form an orderly line to enjoy your corporate-sponsored Prize Wall.
You built the underground.
You brought the runners.
And apparently, the Boardroom has been watching.
This time, the Corpos funded the fight club.
Is this sponsorship?
Is this fight rigging?
Yes.
The Boardroom at Neuroscape, LLC is putting additional cash into the prize pool as attendance grows.
Put simply: More Divers, More Money.
Corporate interference has never been so fun(gible).
📍 Waterford Banquet & Conference Center — Elmhurst, Illinois
Two days of Neuroscape.
A growing cash purse.
Oversized cards.
Stamped promos.
Competitive Sealed.
2v2 Team Combat.
Now, with considerably more corporate involvement than the underground anticipated…
The Corpos are putting their green thumbs on the scale.
Special thanks to Neuroscape, LLC for adding cash sponsorship as attendance grows.
🔸 17-player minimum*
🔸 64-players raises the prize poll to $2,500
🔸 Swiss Pairings with Cut to Top 8
🔸 Decklists Required
🔸 Competitive REL
Total attendance determines the type and size of the prize payout.
No Corpo cash. Yet.
🥇 1st | $400 Store Credit / 500 Tix
Enough Tix for a Poster-Sized Neuroscape Card
🥈 2nd | $200 Store Credit / 300 Tix
Enough Tix for a Travel-Sized Neuroscape Card
🥉 3rd–4th | $100 Store Credit / 120 Tix
Enough Tix for a Sealed Box of Neuroscape
🏅 5th–8th | $50 Store Credit / 60 Tix
The underground gets big, so starts the purse.
Cash payout — or take Store Credit and receive +10%.
🥇 1st | $400
🥈 2nd | $200
🥉 3rd–4th | $100
🏅 5th–8th | $50
More Divers. More Attention.
More ASSET APPRECIATION.
The Boardroom sharks have chummed up the prize pool.
Dutifully, NRGEvents.gg will continue to thank Neuroscape, LLC for cash sponsorship.
Cash payout—or Store Credit with +10%.
🥇 1st | $600
🥈 2nd | $300
🥉 3rd–4th | $150
🏅 5th–8th | $75
The Big Kat reaches into the corporate coffers and makes the purse stacks TALLER >>>
🥇 1st | $700
🥈 2nd | $350
🥉 3rd–4th | $175
🏅 5th–8th | $90
🎖️ 9th–16th | $30
Cash payout — or Store Credit with +10%.
You filled the fight card. The Boardroom will both fill the prize purse and your walls with valuable art.
🥇 1st | $800 + Poster-Sized Neuroscape Card
🥈 2nd | $400 + Travel-Sized Neuroscape Card
🥉 3rd–4th | $250
🏅 5th–8th | $100
🎖️ 9th–16th | $50
You filled the underground fight club.
The Corpos noticed.
We have every confidence in the Midwest Divers showing up; however, should the event not reach 17 players, everyone registered will be invited to play in a reduced-prize event. If that isn't for you, you'll receive a full refund before pairings for the first modified round.
So get your name on the fight card early and help others enroll with confidence.
Get your name onto the Digital Underground Fight Card on or before November 11 — Veterans Day and your enrollment is only:
$25
After November 11, enrollment returns to $35.
As any Corpo will tell you, it's not WHAT you know; it's not even WHO you know; it's...
The Boardroom understands that some people prefer to acquire Pomos through what Legal insists we call “playing the game.”
…fine!
🔸 Minimum 8 Players to Launch
🔸 Cap: 64 Players
🔸 Swiss Rounds +1
Every player receives at least one booster pack.
🥇 1st — Poster-Sized Neuroscape Card + #1 Stamped Promo
🥈 2nd — Travel-Sized Neuroscape Card + #2 Stamped Promo
🏅 3rd–4th — 3 Packs
🎁 All other players — 1 Pack
🥇 1st — Poster-Sized Neuroscape Card + #1 Stamped Promo
🥈 2nd — Poster-Sized Neuroscape Card + #2 Stamped Promo
🏅 3rd–4th — 10 Packs
5th–8th — 3 Packs
🎁 All other players — 1 Pack
🥇 1st — Poster-Sized Neuroscape Card + #1 Stamped Promo + 10 Packs
🥈 2nd — Poster-Sized Neuroscape Card + #2 Stamped Promo + 5 Packs
🥉 3rd–4th — Travel-Sized Neuroscape Card + 5 Packs
🏅 5th–8th — 10 Packs
🎖️ 9th–16th — 3 Packs
🎁 All other players — 1 Pack
Corporate has reviewed the latest productivity numbers and identified the problem:
We’re a family, here… So grab a partner and prepare for the most sacred institution in corporate culture:
The Mandatory Team-Building Exercise.
Welcome to the CORPO TEAMWORK TRUST FALL, a 2v2 Neuroscape event where your health and fate are shared, and blaming your teammate counts as taking personal responsibility.
🥇 1ST PLACE TEAM
TWO Poster-Sized Neuroscape Cards
+ TWO Neuroscape T-Shirts
🥈 2ND PLACE TEAM
TWO Travel-Sized Neuroscape Cards
+ TWO Neuroscape T-Shirts
One card and one shirt for each member of the teams.
🥉 3RD PLACE TEAM...
...
...
So you'll just have to: PACK IT IN.
You know the drill.
Get that trip to Hawaii with Terry.
Some steak knives.
Or...
You're out.
Corporate thanks you for your compliant participation.
They're asking about their golden parachute?
Sure, I said, "Pack it in" so ...
🎁 4 participation packs to every other team. (2 per player)
🔸 $50 per team
🔸 4-team minimum*
🔸 2v2 Team Neuroscape
🔸 Casual rules enforcement
🔸 Swiss Rounds +1 based on attendance
🔸 No Top Cut—final standings determine the winners
It is a team event.
Bring a teammate.
Help each other.
Trust each other.
And don't...
FALL... short.
Terry has reviewed the numbers after receiving a half-priced piña colada and an all-you-can-eat coconut shrimp voucher...
...he's authorized a Fast Action Discount.
Get your Dream Team Diver and enroll before:
for just:
After that, Terry closes both sets of the books, and enrollment returns to $50.
TERRY, THE ACCOUNTANT:
Expense approved.
Please swipe responsibly.
We need 4 teams to run the event as advertised.
However, Terry has informed me that if I cancel his team-building exercise, I might be in need of the company’s life and/or health insurance benefits.
Consequently:
If we do not reach four teams and that's not the event you signed up for, your team may drop before pairings for Round 1 and receive a full refund.
At that point, Corporate will dispense with the team-building seminars and proceed directly to the inevitable hostile confrontation:
🏆 Winning Team | 100 Tix
🤝 Other Teams | 40 Tix
So find somebody you trust.
One final opportunity to convert labor into art assets before Corporate raiders come and "peace out" the prize wall...
🔸 Minimum 8 Players to Launch
🔸 Cap: 32 Players
🔸 Swiss Rounds +1
🥇 1st — Poster-Sized Neuroscape Card + #1 Stamped Promo
🥈 2nd — Travel-Sized Neuroscape Card + #2 Stamped Promo
🏅 3rd–4th — 3 Packs
🎁 All other players — 1 Pack
🥇 1st — Poster-Sized Neuroscape Card + #1 Stamped Promo
🥈 2nd — Poster-Sized Neuroscape Card + #2 Stamped Promo
🏅 3rd–4th — 10 Packs
5th–8th — 3 Packs
🎁 All other players — 1 Pack
MAXIMILLION GOLD:
That ...previous NRG Event was an unfortunate and temporary lapse in asset control.
Fortunately, assets appreciate when they are kept safe. Bread and Circus, my fellow Corpos:
This November, the Boardroom has approved a significant investment in the underground.
You're welcome. And by that we mean, continue to thank the team at Neuroscape, LLC.
TERRY, THE ACCOUNTANT:
Receipts, please.
The Runners hacked the Prize Wall.
The Corpos found the signal.
Now the Boardroom has authorized the budget.
Published
Thursday, October 15, 2026
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